|
Post by melcaroni on Apr 26, 2016 8:28:16 GMT
Episode Title: "The Artifact"
Plot: The Doggenmeyer family takes a trip to the National History Museum of History, filled with countless artifacts and priceless treasures. There's much to see, countless exhibits, and even a gift shop where they sell cool stuff.
But things go awry when one of the artifacts starts to act strangely-- A mysterious stone MacGuffin that begins piercing each of the Doggenmeyers, granting them all a supernatural ability, as well as about 300 pounds of raw muscle mass. A power known as... A "Stand".
that's right losers. Get ready to pose cause this is a goddamn jojo parody
Your character's stand is decided by Enigma's generator in the Swell Chat Discord. Post your results and let the mayhem begin.
Starting Location: National History Museum, 3rd Floor: Stone MacGuffin Exhibit.
|
|
|
Post by ramenigma on Apr 26, 2016 8:36:02 GMT
From within Wilhelm, a power shines. Yes, this is his stand...
Coconut Cool! With the power to turn into the opponent!
Similarly, Kuthlax felt a power within him... His stand...
ROMANTIC ENTHALPY! With the power to vomit space.
"The f***?" Kuthlax asked in horror.
|
|
|
Post by melcaroni on Apr 26, 2016 8:40:09 GMT
Ah, yes, the Museum. One of the few places Pinhead felt truly superior to everyone else. Finally, a place he could spend all day mouthing off to everyone else about history facts, and make everyone else feel stupid, and nobody could tell him to shut up. At least, that was the plan, until one of the exhibits suddenly shot out from its glass casing and struck him square in the ass.
"And that's why Napoleon did absolutely nothing wr-- AH MY ASS"
There was a bright flash of light, energy surging through his body, and when Pinhead was able to see again, he could feel a BIZARRE energy surging through his body, becoming some kind of aura surging around his body.
"...Oh, okay, so I guess this is what we're doing now," Pinhead muttered, producing his trusty Book of the Occult from his pocket. He rifled through the book, before setting eyes on the page that matched the Artifact before him.
"Alright, then..." Pinhead muttered, tilting his head, "What's my Stand power, exact--"
It was then that from his body, emerged a giant, muscular figure, clad in pink spandex, who opened his mouth and proceeded to vomit several bars of solid gold all over the exhibit floor.
"Oh," Pinhead said, staring at the bars. "...Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend."
|
|
|
Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Apr 27, 2016 9:41:46 GMT
Zoie banged on the glass of the exhibit of this artifact or whatever. What did it even do? Heck if she actually read the plate explaining what exactly its purpose was, she needed to see it for herself! Unfortunately, she got what she wished for. The artifact... pieced her? Probably. Zoie guessed that was what happened, because all she could see is light. Once that died down, Zoie found she had a bit of a headache, and the muscleman in pink floating next to Pinhead, with gold coming out of its mouth and landing with several loud clangs onto the exhibit floor.
"Alright, I have three questions. One, is that safe? Two, is that real? And three, where are my awesome powers? I got poked by that thing, too, didn't I?"
Right after she said that, a floating woman had appeared, resembling Zoie surprisingly well. Her hair was more messed up, her clothing more tattered, her skin more pale, her mouth twisted into a perpetual eerie grin, and her eyes had more of a yellow tinge to them and had mildly scary bags underneath them. Oh, and this fake Zoie was ripped. Because of course she... it... whatever was. Zoie guessed this was her... thing. A stand, was it? Zoie didn't know or care all that much... until the stand removed the artifact's display from the wall with what looked like no effort and threw it casually off somewhere else in the room.
Unfortunately, Grull was standing in the way of the oncoming display, and felt the artifact hit his head. He, too, was blinded by the light, and he felt something pierce through his tough hide. When the light faded away, he saw a muscular man before him. Well, he looked muscular. Any display of strength while inside the museum seemed to be met with middling success at best. Grull tried punching the man before him, but when his meaty fist hit the man's pectorals, Grull doubled over in pain and roared. Clearly, that man did that to him! So Grull punched him again, square in the forehead, and Grull felt his own head get hit by the force.
He's probably going to be at this for a while.
Zoie's Stand is Filthy Napoleon. It has infinite power unless it gets hit by life.
Grull's Stand is Life Criminal. The sky makes the Stand more powerful.
|
|
|
Post by melcaroni on May 4, 2016 5:05:03 GMT
Pinhead flexed his new Stand, marveling at the muscular pink power. It was so... stupid. God this was stupid.
But potentially useful.
He glanced over at the artifact, lying on the floor after having pierced Grull. Stupid though it may be, this artifact held immense power, and the potential to unlock an ability that could be actually goddamn useful. Maybe, even... Something that would be the key to his escape?
His sunglass-eyes narrowed.
It would be wasted on them.
Asinine Pink's arm flexed out from behind him, reaching out through the floor. From what he could tell, his Stand could only reach about 3 meters in front of him-- He needed to get closer. Slowly, he began inching towards the Artifact, his pink arm extended as far as it could go.
|
|