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Post by ramenigma on Apr 13, 2016 11:04:17 GMT
Name: you stupid goddamn morties pronounce it Kuthlax because your not fucking cultured enough to pronounce it right Age: Having an age is disgusting and degenerate Role In Show: "Racist" (read: only sane, nondegenerate being) granddad... GRAND DAD?! The hell?! Appearance:
Bio: Back in my day, there existed Kuthlax and ONLY Kuthlax. None of this degenerate shit. Let me be frank, anything that occurred after the creation of I, Kuthlax, is unnatural and really weird. I'm not being discriminatory. It's just a fact. Mortals are lesser beings. And... Look, I don't have a problem with mortals. Some of my best friends are mortal. But like... you gotta understand that there's a lot of gross things you guys do. Like... breathing... and dying. It's gross and weird. If you learnt to stop doing that and, idunno, started psychically feeding off the souls of the damned to sustain your spectral energy or, like, ripped apart reality to create your form out of the empty void that consists of the beginning and end of reality... MAYBE you'd be a little less disgusting. But that's not going to happen. You unholy abomination shits. Also, I kinda hate orange mortals? That's just... Don't touch me. Likes: Kuthlax, Kuthlax Music, Kuthlax Literature, Kuthlax Cuisine, Kuthlax stuff Dislikes: Anything that isn't Kuthlax, or was made by a non-Kuthlax being
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 13, 2016 11:06:24 GMT
Kuthlax for President 2k16. Accepted.
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 13, 2016 11:43:37 GMT
Can't stuthlax the Kuthlax
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