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Post by ramenigma on Apr 27, 2016 7:26:59 GMT
GRAND Land is Dogyo's... Theme Park. I mean, most sued is an achievement? The fact that it's still open is a miracle. In any case, this is the perfect place to entertain cheap/lazy/straight-up-awful parents and their kids before CPS takes them away.
Hype Points: 95 Time Limit: 1 hour Venue Style: Energetic
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Post by ramenigma on Aug 2, 2016 13:48:02 GMT
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Post by ramenigma on Aug 2, 2016 13:49:50 GMT
"Uh... What the hell..." "Is that the... Is that what the cool girl is?" "Did she always look that... uh... fucked up?" "M3l0-D is late. AS USUAL!"
The crowd murmurs in... anticipation.
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:51:31 GMT
Melody tries furiously to sing and dance without thinking too hard about The Tips Girl.
Roll = 10
she can't. she just cant. holy fuck what is wrong with him
Meanwhile, The Tips Girl starts singing loudly and doing dance moves. Holy fuck you can see his unshaven legs when he poses.
Roll = 4
Success
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:51:59 GMT
Melody tries to regain her composure
Roll = 3
She does, and manages to start singing again. Thank god.
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Post by ramenigma on Aug 2, 2016 13:52:28 GMT
MISS!!
HIT!!!
HIT!!!
"Oh god. Cool Girl really let herself go..." "But at least M3l0-D's still got it!"
89/95
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:52:29 GMT
The Tips Girl goes for the splits!
Roll = 10
you hear a horrific tearing sound. that did NOT work.
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:52:58 GMT
Melody tries to keep singing.
Roll = 9
But HOLY FUCK TIPS. JESUS CHRIST HOW DO THEY NOT REALIZE.
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:53:36 GMT
Tips nurses his wounds. Holy god that hurt. Can he recover!?
Roll = 8
no. no he cant. whose fucking idea was this.
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Post by ramenigma on Aug 2, 2016 13:54:01 GMT
MISS!
"Cool Girl... Are you on the drugs?!" "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO METH!" "COOL GIRL IS A FALSE MESSIAH!"
MISS!!!
"Oh M3l0-D... Nooo...."
MISS!!!
"She legit looks like a fat old man."
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:54:41 GMT
No, Melody, focus! You canNOT let Tips ruin this night further! Get it together!
Roll = 3
She does it! Her inner rage towards Tips lets her pull through.
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:55:21 GMT
No, Tips, focus! You cannot let your torn ligaments ruin this opportunity for money! Get it together!
Roll = 2
He does it! His inner greed lets him pull through.
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:56:50 GMT
Melody starts dancing and spinning dramatically, twirling as far away from Tips as possible.
Roll = 4
Success!
TP: 4/15
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Post by melcaroni on Aug 2, 2016 13:57:33 GMT
Tips decides to bust out his old dance move, the Teenage Girl Impersonation Shuffle.
Roll = 7
He's shuffled his way into the audience's heart!
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Post by ramenigma on Aug 2, 2016 13:58:02 GMT
HIT!
"M3L0-D'S PICKING UP THE PACE!" "SHE'S NOT AN EMBARRASSMENT TO US FANS!" "AT LEAST SHE'S NOT THE COOL GIRL!"
HIT!
"Take that back! The Cool Girl is still a strong, beautiful woman!"
"She's a teen sensation!"
HIT!
"M3l0-D is waifu tho" "M3l0-D! Even if you grow old and fat I'll still love your reruns!"
HIT!!
"Cool Girl is super hot! <3" "Cool Girl is the coolest non-middle aged man girl I have ever seen!"
73/95
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