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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:18:56 GMT
For good measure, Cool Girl strikes another pose.
Roll = 2
It's so cool you might as well be frozen. You think you just fucking ended global warming.
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:22:39 GMT
The crowd erupts into a standing ovation and cheering just as the set ends! You have clearly touched the lives of these youngsters. Feel good about that. "What the FUCK!?" The teacher curses and points to the board. "This is a geography lesson you little shit! Get out of here! Go, get!" He pushes you out of the room and shoves some money in your hand. "Take this money and don't ever come back here again. Lesson interrupting asshole..." PERFORMANCE SUCCESSFUL! Fame Up! Money: +$500!
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:26:20 GMT
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:40:45 GMT
Not long after that really cool girl is pushed out, the window pops open and in comes two young women. The pinkish-redhead shouts, "You weren't satisfied with that last class-act, were you? I can tell." The other purple one giggles, but harshly. A harsh giggle. A true feat of the vocal box. They only have an hour until teach stops looking at the door! Quick, they've got to ignite the hearts of all these students! Metaphorically AND literally! Riho: 0/30 TP Saya: 0/15 TP
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:43:10 GMT
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:44:48 GMT
Right away, Saya begins to DANCE and puts her right arm forward.
Riho: 0/30 TP Saya: 0/15 TP
Roll: 9
And it's a miss! Already!
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:46:09 GMT
"Oh... Who are these weirdos?"
"What are they doing?"
"Um... Can we just go back to maths?"
The crowd... is uncomfortable.
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:46:52 GMT
Riho also attempts to tap her foot in a DANCE-like way.
Roll: 7
Her foot taps out!
Riho: 0/30 TP Saya: 0/15 TP
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:47:38 GMT
Saya jumps! It's a dance!
Roll: 1
SAYA JUMPS SO WELL SHE TOUCHES THE SKY 5 DAMAGE (or 10? regular attack isn't affiliated right)
Riho: 1/30 TP Saya: 1/15 TP
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:48:27 GMT
"Oooh..."
"I guess they're idols?"
"That was a nice jump."
Hype = 5/60
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:49:05 GMT
Riho dances by FLUTTERING HER EYELASH
Roll: 5
SHE'S GONE BLIND it didn't matter because no one would've seen it anyway.
Riho: 1/30 TP Saya: 1/15 TP
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:49:38 GMT
"Uh... Did something just happen?"
"That was the worst eyelash fluttering I've ever seen."
"Ew."
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:49:52 GMT
Saya does something approximating the ELECTRIC SLIDE
Roll: 4
She electric slides RIGHT INTO YOUR HEART FOR 5 DMG
Riho: 2/30 TP Saya: 2/15 TP
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:50:46 GMT
"That's electric!" "Boogie woogie woogie!" "That shocked my heart!"
Hype = 10/60
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Post by Ricer6 on Apr 24, 2016 5:51:30 GMT
Riho attempts to preform a dance move metaphorically.
Roll: 10
The metaphor FLOUNDERS, becoming some kind of similie written by a fourth grader.
Riho: 2/30 TP Saya: 2/15 TP
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