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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Nov 10, 2018 11:59:15 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
That oughta teach her to respect the booty. Gwen's booty was indeed something to fear.
Heh. It's a funny word.
Booty.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
Roll on Mayah: Irrelevant.
1 DMG.
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 3:47:29 GMT
Mayah learns to respect the booty.
Mayah (Fame 5)
HP: 7 SP: 0 +2 stats +Sore Throat
"Statistically speaking, though our numbers are greater, our general average is indicating that this will be a close victory. Nonetheless, it shall be a victory all the same." Emma runs the numbers. "As long as I remain in play, I can pick up the slack for these two jokers."
"Aiming laser...
Targetting enemy...
Accounting for interference...
Fire!"
Emma uses Pressing Polka Pursuit (accuracy: 5, damage: 5)
Roll: 7
The laser bursts out, but JUST misses Gwen by a hair.
"Damn. Not here..."
Emma (Fame 4) Hp: 32 Sp: 25
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 3:59:11 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70
SP: 5/140
"Hey now!" UV interjected as she nonchalantly tilted her head to the side to avoid the laser. "Get me once, shame on you. I wonder if I can convince you to pay the damages you did to my hair the first time around... Now, then." She focused her efforts back on Trudy. "I've been having fun here, but I think I need to make sure SOMEONE here goes bye-bye. 'Kay? 'Kay."
Roll: Actually relevant, but 1.
UV hits Trudy with some more of that Brite flair. Surely, she's gotta go down soon, right?
Please let her go down soon.
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 4:52:41 GMT
Upon taking the hit, some kind of transparent black shadow fights to erupt from Trudy's hat, but she manages to keep it in.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 8 TP: 8 stats +3 +Distracted
status roll: 6 (still distracted) distraction: 5
Trudy remains distracted, trying to hold back the shadowy... thing.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 8 TP: 8 stats +3 +Distracted
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 5:01:09 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
"Ooooh~ you look like you need some help with that!" UV rushes over and slams her hands on top of the hat, also trying to keep the shadow contained.
Roll: 10
...Oops. She did it too hard and busted the top of the hat open...
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 5:12:07 GMT
While Trudy fights to keep the shadow contained, Mayah flails around uselessly. At least sore throat (roll: 3) has ended.
Mayah(?) (Fame 5)
HP: 7 SP: 0 +2 stats
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 5:20:30 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
Okay so she made a little whoopsie there with the hat but she can fix it! She promises!
Roll: 10
But not by apparently trying to suffocate Trudy with it though. It's okay. She's leaning forward and showing off her cleavage so nobody minds.
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 5:33:11 GMT
"That last move was a major loss, scientifically speaking. At her current health, I am not fully convinced that our numbers will be capable of overwhelming her." Ema clicks her tongue, annoyed. "In that case, we have nothing left to do but keep fighting...
This is my last shot.
You're in my sights now... Take that!"
Emma uses Pressing Polka Pursuit (accuracy: 5, damage: 5)
roll: 10
...It misses entirely.
Emma (Fame 4) Hp: 32 Sp: 10
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 5:40:48 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
From out of her hammerspace tiddies, UV pulls out a roll of duct tape and starts working on Trudy's hat.
Roll: 9
It worked! Trudy's hat was uh... good as new? Though being on stage now that the hat looks so raggy... that had to be embarrassing. 2 DMG worth of embarrassing, in fact.
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 5:45:34 GMT
Trudy somehow through the fight she's having with her inner demons feels that 2 points of shame. Unfortunately, she's too distracted to do anything about it.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 6 TP: 11 stats +3 +Distracted
status roll: 9 (still distracted) distraction: 6
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 5:54:16 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
Well, it didn't seem like Trudy was going to retaliate, so let's do some more cool epic pranks bro. (GONE SEXUAL)
Roll: 8
UV procures a Sharpie marker out of nowhere and starts doodling childish things on Trudy's face. That'll show her. 2 DMG.
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 5:56:35 GMT
Trudy can't stop her.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 4 TP: 12 stats +3 +Distracted
roll: 6
And Mayah has given up.
Mayah (Fame 5)
HP: 7 SP: 0 +2 stats
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 6:08:01 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
Well, it looked like it was just about lights-out for Trudy. It was time to hit her with her secret move, the GWACK ATTACK!
In actuality, the move was just her shoving Trudy toward the witness stand, but the crowd didn't need to know that.
Roll: 3
A success! The setup was complete. Gwen prepared her coup de grace...
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Post by ramenigma on Jul 25, 2019 6:15:52 GMT
Trudy slams into the witness stand and crumples. She's on her last legs now.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 2 TP: 13 stats +3 +Distracted
"Shit... This is going poorly. The only thing left that I can do is stall for time. Scientifically speaking."
Ema tosses a snackoo into Trudy's mouth, healing her by five points.
Trudy (Fame 6) HP: 7 TP: 13 stats +3 +Distracted
Emma (Fame 4) Hp: 32 Sp: 5
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Post by The Agnolotti Raichu on Jul 25, 2019 6:35:11 GMT
UV Brite: (Fame 15) HP: 53/70 SP: 5/140
UV took a deep breath, waiting to start up the big sendoff that was definitely going to happen and wait why was she at 7 health. That's not how that was supposed to be!
"...Really? You're just prolonging your verdict? That's rude. I think we've made it clear everyone's here for me, capiche? So why don't you tell your little hat friend here to attack herself?"
Roll on Trudy: 3
"Really, honey. Isn't it bad enough that you're sticking around when no one wants you?"
...Huh. She didn't usually speak like this. Guess that heal hurt her pride. Either way, 2 DMG to Trudy.
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