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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 4:40:16 GMT
Perform on-stage for a bunch of bored teenagers at the local highschool. If you can, please throw in a few messages about not doing drugs or something.
HP: 60 Time limit: 1 hour Venue Style: Cool
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 4:49:33 GMT
A limo suddenly zipped up to the school, doing a donut in the dirt before skidding to a halt. The dullard teenagers' heads shot up from their books as they rushed to the window, just in time to watch a stylish black boot kick open the limo door. "What's up, nerds." The Cool Girl declared, not really asking at all. She snapped her fingers as the limo suddenly began to extend and unfold into a large, makeshift stage. Stereos popped out of the doors, a shade emerged over the top, and a microphone launched from the roof, spinning in the air to land squarely in CG's hand. "It's showtime, bitches." CG said, as the stage lights blasted on. COOL START I GUESS
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 4:51:23 GMT
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 4:54:57 GMT
"Hey, hey..." The students whisper. "It's almost five minutes into the show and she hasn't down anything... Is she just going to stand there or what?"
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 4:56:47 GMT
Cool Girl ATTACKS... the school I guess.
Roll = 7
Fuck.
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 4:59:18 GMT
The Cool Girl STRIKES A FUCKING POSE
Roll = 4
HIT I THINK
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:00:22 GMT
"Oooh! Nice pose!" The students clap.
Hype = 5/60
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:00:51 GMT
The Cool Girl busts some SICK MOVES
Roll = 3
HIT DAT SHIT
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:01:42 GMT
"DAMN SON!" A male student smacks his desk at that SICK MOVE!!!
Hype = 10/60
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:03:02 GMT
"Alright, assholes," Cool Girl said, not remotely changing her expression. "Time to bust out the REAL shit."
CG busts out a MOTHER f***IN SNOW HALATIOOOON
Roll = 5
YEA-- WAIT FUCK ITS ACCURACY IS 4
SHIT
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:06:55 GMT
"epic fail lol" The fat otaku at the back takes a vid of your fuck up and puts it on NicoNicoNiDouga
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:07:30 GMT
it was looking more and more like CG was gonna need a mop to clean up this SHIT PERFORMANCE
but despite that, she kept her cool
she was always cool tho so that didnt really mean much
there was never really any point in time when she wasnt being insanely nonchalant
Anyways even someone as Cool as Her Was Getting Annoyed So It Was Time To Really Get Her Shit Together
The Cool Girl decided to bust out TEA AT THE NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS.
Roll = 1
POUR ME A HIT OF DAT TEA. STAT BOOST MOTHER FUCKEEERS
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:08:40 GMT
With her tea granted, the Cool Girl busts another fucking move
Roll = 9
and fucking fails goddammit
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Post by melcaroni on Apr 24, 2016 5:09:33 GMT
but she's not done yet you fucking slobs. shes gonna see this through
fuck me i hope she sees it through
DANCE CG DANCE
Roll = 6
YEAH FINALLY IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF A GODDAMN TURNABOUT?
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Post by ramenigma on Apr 24, 2016 5:10:00 GMT
"Is this klutz really an idol or what? Yare yare daze..." The cool kid at the back who dresses like a delinquent sighed...
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